“*SIGH* We never asked for this life.”
Continued
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Kate Hudson’s Ass at the Delano Hotel in Miami, where we chatted about defying gravity, working with Matthew McConaughey’s deodorant-free armpits and Japan emerging from its decade-long economic slump.
CANDY: Hello there. What’s up?
KATE HUDSON’S ASS: Me, apparently.
C: So I [...]


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