Sienna Miller does damage control to prove she’s not a homewrecker. Which is as effective as Amy Winehouse drinking a glass of water to prove she’s not a drunk. [Lainey]
Instead of to the left, to the left, Beyonce is going to the white, to the white. [Ayyyy!]
Kate Hudson clearly sent a mannequin to pose for [...]
Senator McCain’s Paris Hilton ad may have even more dire consequences for our country than the return of rolled-up jeans. [GOTA]
The best Britney Spears has looked in a while. Perhaps we should send Daddy Spears to Chez Winehouse next? [Lainey]
Turns out, Woody Allen can get creepier. [Ayyyy!]
Before doing his hair, Josh Holloway must have [...]
OMG! It’s Eva Mendes‘ pixelated nipple! Why, I haven’t seen anything that scandalous since… Kate Beckinsale’s blurred side boob. [Lainey]
Paris Hilton responds to McCain’s ad in a “Funny or Die” video. Well, THAT one’s an easy vote. [Seriously? OMG!]
Tyra poses as Michelle Obama. Only with an infinitely bigger chest and ego. [Celebrity Smack]
Popbytes takes [...]
Just… step…away… from… the… camera, Miley. [Lainey]
Morgan Freeman seriously hurt in car accident. May he recover quickly and go back to doing all the movie voice-overs in Hollywood. [Celebrity Smack]
Madonna’s arms have nothing on Sly Stallone’s seemingly braille-filled limbs. [Seriously? OMG!]
Mary-Kate Olsen demands immunity before she’ll talk about Heath Ledger. As Stephanie Tanner would say, [...]
The LAPD Police Chief discusses how Lindsay Lohan has “done and gone gay.” Which I believe is also GLAAD’s tagline? “Can’t have a good day till you done and gone gay!” [Dlisted]
Because you love to hate her: A Rumer sighting! [Lainey]
The perfect birthday gift for Paris Hilton: Bathing suit cover-ups perfect for swimming AND crabbing. [...]
Looks like Katie Holmes has been working out… for her escape? [Lainey]
David Beckham’s new furry friend. And, no, I’m not talking about Robin Williams. [popbytes]
R.I.P. Christian Slater’s facial movement. [Ayyyy!]
Is it sad that I’m still rooting for Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling? … It is? Well, who asked YOU?! [POTP]
Elizabeth Taylor on life support? Say [...]
The Jolie-Pitt twins are going… going… GONE!… to People magazine. [Lainey]
Kirstie Alley seems to have gained steady work… as a recurring character on “Celebrity Weight Winners & Losers!” tabloid covers. [popbytes]
50 Cent’s kid needs to form a support group with the Sheen and Federline offspring. [Gabby Babble]
Lindsay Lohan’s smoking habit prepares her for role in [...]
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