“I’m bringing Laura Ashley back, bitch!”

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“I wonder if I should’ve added a sparkly belt?  [*CONTENTED SIGH*]  …It’s good to be 11.”
[Source]

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“[HEAVY SIGH]  I thought the life of a multi-millionaire’s dog would be SO much more glamorous.”

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“Do you SEE the bloody things they make us wear?  I need to pull a Eugenie next time!”

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“Wait a second — you were alive when Jimmy Carter was president?!  I barely remember Clinton!”

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“Is my hair too shiny?”
[More about John and Jen]

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“Can we lose the kid?  He’s covering my E-cups…”

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“Dear God… if you make Heidi and Spencer go away, I PROMISE I won’t make any more Miss Congeniality movies. Seriously, man. Amen.”

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