“What is this crap?  I prefer the mellow aftertaste of Camel Lights…”

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“*SIGH*  We never asked for this life.”

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“I’m bringing Laura Ashley back, bitch!”

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“I wonder if I should’ve added a sparkly belt?  [*CONTENTED SIGH*]  …It’s good to be 11.”
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“[HEAVY SIGH]  I thought the life of a multi-millionaire’s dog would be SO much more glamorous.”

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“Do you SEE the bloody things they make us wear?  I need to pull a Eugenie next time!”

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“Wait a second — you were alive when Jimmy Carter was president?!  I barely remember Clinton!”

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