Which of these strikes the most fear in you:
1) Hannah Montana’s inevitable world domination;
2) Scientologists’ pursuit of world domination;
3) Claymates’ very vocal belief that Clay rules the world;
4) Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance;
5) Rachael Ray’s knife collection, with “sharper edges than [she's] ever had before!”

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Starring:
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag’s Implants
Heidi Montag’s Signature “Epileptic Seizure” Dance Moves
Directed by:
Spencer Pratt (using his hand-held camcorder and the “David Silver of 90210 Technique”)
Cost:
3:29 of your time
Laughs provided:
Priceless

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Starring Vince Vaughn as the fast-talking funnyman!

Starring Shirley MacLaine as the quirky, no-holds-barred cynic!

Starring Ben Stiller as the fastidious, slightly neurotic nice guy!

Starring Owen Wilson as the boyishly charming rogue!

Starring Jaime Pressly as the trash-talking, cleavage-baring redneck!

Others…? Starring _________ as __________!

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1. Stars — they’re just as uncoordinated as us! Yes, I yelped with glee when Angelina Jolie tripped on the red carpet. I’m simple like that. Also, she’s totally pregnant.

2. Ryan Gosling’s mother never taught him it’s rude to chew gum during a red carpet interview with Giuliana [...]

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Don’t get your panties in a bunch, Mom. She’s already married.

Behold the trailer for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s new movie, Baby Mama.
They had me at “Chocolate or poop?”
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The Scientologists ain’t got nothin‘ on Oprah in terms of world domination…

Not content with dominating most every facet of media, Oprah Winfrey is now getting her own darn TV network, too.
Yes, Oprah, who wasn’t happy with her investment in Oxygen because “it didn’t reflect her vision at all,” is forming a 50-50 joint venture with [...]

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were among the guests who took advantage of the free food and drinks — and, oh yeah, supported their fellow actors — at tonight’s Critics’ Choice Awards. With no picket lines in sight, stars were free to enjoy the par-tay.
Who the hell cares about these awards, you’re wondering? [...]

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