You’re in luck!
The Indiana Jones actor, who recently admitted to GQ magazine that he “shit on himself until he was 12 years old,” is auctioning off his unwashed underwear from the film to raise money for Actor’s Equity:

How sanitary!
The eBay description says Shia’s underwear, socks and sweatpants come as-is, with “make-up stains, dirt, etc.” [...]

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Star magazine, which has apparently tapped Britney Spears‘ phone line, claims that Brit and Kevin Federline have — you may want to put that sandwich down — “weekly steamy phone sex sessions.”
Apparently, Brit called Kev in the middle of the night when she was having trouble sleeping (better solution: two bottles of Dr. Candy-recommended [...]

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In today’s episode of Hollywood Incest: Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke see the Cyrus’ Vanity Fair shoot, and raise them a poolside ass rub.
Stay tuned for next week’s show, when Papa Joe raises the bar by assisting Jessica with some hands-on bra shopping!

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Can’t be bothered to teach your toddler how to “cover or hover” in public restrooms? Then you’ll most certainly want to look into “My Pee Pee Bottle™” — a “Simple On-The-Go Potty and Hygiene Aid for Toddlers.”
You can’t make this stuff up, people.  At least it will cut down on one of my [...]

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The most uncomfortable part of this picture in Miley’s so-called “artistic” Vanity Fair spread is:
1) It means even MORE Hannah Montana publicity, coverage, nightmares;
2) Somewhere, Papa Joe is lamenting, “Damn! Why didn’t I think of that?!”;
3)  It’s only a matter of time before fellow Disney stars Donald, Huey, Dewey and Louie follow [...]

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Miley Cyrus, who once proclaimed “I do everything for Jesus!“ has seemingly posed topless, clutching a flimsy sheet, on the cover of Vanity Fair, as you can see from this Entertainment Tonight screen capture.
Jailbait for Jesus!
Sources have yet to verify whether that is indeed 15-year-old Miley, or actually Samara from The Ring.

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The Brothers Wayans, who’d seemingly scraped the bottom of the comedy barrel with masterpieces such as I’m Gonna Git You Sucka and Little Man, have proven it’s always possible to go lower with a video via their WayOutTV.com called AbortionMan (starring Damon’s son):

Lowlights: AbortionMan “saves” a dude who knocks up his girlfriend by — [...]

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