“Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three”…
You said it, Daily Mail, Worldwide Sponsor of Low Female Self-Esteem! Hell, most young moms are practically tripping over their boobs. It’s about freakin’ time Posh let her husband play hacky sack with those suckers. That’s [...]
Can’t wait for their follow-up investigative report:
Posh’s extra creases — in her elbows.
Not only do they ask that delightful question sure to launch any teenager into tears, but they actually have a video of their esteemed staff members debating it.
Stay tuned for next week’s provocative debate:
Dakota Fanning’s Pizza Face — PMS or pesky adolescent years?
Ever wish you were famous? Well, snap out of it! Because with fame, comes reports from your bikini waxer about your anti-hair obsession — in Star magazine, no less.
Yes, poor Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d made Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery sign a confidentiality agreement right about now, as Dawn DaLuise [...]
