Want to dress your daughter to work the corner of Hollywood & Vine or be a living Bratz Doll? Well, House of Deréon has just the clothing line for you!
Oy. I hope Prince is the only one who buys these boots.
[Via ONTD]
Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category
May
9
2008
Beyoncé Wants to Dress Your Kids in F*ck-Me Pumps
Filed Under: Beyonce, Fashion
May
8
2008
Donatella Versace Offers Sage Political Advice to Hillary Clinton
Filed Under: Fashion, Political Fun & Other Oxymorons
… Drop her pants.
Donatella says:
“Hillary should wear Versace — a dress, not trousers. She doesn’t need to wear trousers to show she’s strong.”
Only CandyKirby.com has a peek at Donatella’s vision for the presidential candidate:
Wow! And even if the new style doesn’t garner enough superdelegates for Hillary, it has inspired Eddie Murphy to offer Hillary a [...]
Continued
May
6
2008
Deep Thoughts by Karl Lagerfeld
Filed Under: Deep Thoughts, Fashion
“Zee devil wear smile? Grossartig! I shall feed her zee delectable prosciutto-wrapped assistant at ALL zee galas!”
Continued
May
5
2008
Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Filed Under: Celebrities, Fashion
I’m not going to lie: I’ve had a few Cinco de Mayo margaritas tonight — on the rocks, with salt. Flaming ones, no less! (And I saw Quentin Tarantino.) Which may explain why I can’t stop giggling over these pictures from the oh-so-exclusive “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” gala at the [...]
Continued
Apr
30
2008
This Purse is for the Birds
Filed Under: Fashion
Ssshhh! Don’t look now, but I think this Fendi Peacock Fringed Pochette is staring at us!
(IN HUSHED TONES) Is it just me, or does the bag need some of THIS:
Uh-oh. It looks angry now. RUN!!!
Continued
Apr
25
2008
Just What the World Needs: Bikini Jeans
Filed Under: Fashion
Need an outfit for dinner at grandma’s? Well, look no further!
Introducing the Brazilian-designed “bikini jeans,” for those who don’t want to take a chance on their thong not slipping out.
Paying homage to the whale tail, the built-in bikini jeans are likely to be popular with the more modest crowd, covering almost the ENTIRE vaginal [...]
Apr
22
2008
Wear Ashlee Simpson on Your Chest
Filed Under: Ashlee Simpson, Fashion
Why, just the other day, I said to my cats, “You know what my breasts really need? Besides Clooney’s lovin’? Ashlee Simpson’s face!”
So you can imagine my glee — and my cats’ despair — upon learning Ashlee has answered my prayers and launched a collection of Wet Seal t-shirts featuring her mug as part [...]
Apr
8
2008
Trend Alert: Sexy Paper Lingerie for the Dead
Filed Under: Fashion, Sexy Time
Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.
Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.
To mark the day, [...]
