Need an outfit for dinner at grandma’s? Well, look no further!
Introducing the Brazilian-designed “bikini jeans,” for those who don’t want to take a chance on their thong not slipping out.
Paying homage to the whale tail, the built-in bikini jeans are likely to be popular with the more modest crowd, covering almost the ENTIRE vaginal [...]
Why, just the other day, I said to my cats, “You know what my breasts really need? Besides Clooney’s lovin’? Ashlee Simpson’s face!”
So you can imagine my glee — and my cats’ despair — upon learning Ashlee has answered my prayers and launched a collection of Wet Seal t-shirts featuring her mug as part [...]
Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.
Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.
To mark the day, [...]
When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, [...]
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In related news, diamond experts have updated the 4 Cs of Diamonds accordingly:
Carat
Cut
Clarity
Color
Plus the newest addition:
Crack
Yay! I’ve finally found the perfect Father’s Day gift.
Pigeons have an affinity for pooping on my dad’s head (true story), so maybe if he wears these chic accessories — while walking slowly in front of oncoming cars — they’ll mistake Dad for one of their own and leave his poor noggin alone.
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