Um, Raven…? Methinks the hair is the least of your problems right now.

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Yay! I’ve finally found the perfect Father’s Day gift.
Pigeons have an affinity for pooping on my dad’s head (true story), so maybe if he wears these chic accessories — while walking slowly in front of oncoming cars — they’ll mistake Dad for one of their own and leave his poor noggin alone.

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I know, I know, I’m thinking the same thing…

A camo scarf and a little more rhinoplasty would have REALLY made this outfit pop.

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You are such a sexy bitch. But why must you break my heart with those Easy Spirit pumps — from the Ibiza collection, I believe?
Comfort-schcomfort! Or something like that.

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Um, okay…

Who wants to be the one to tell Lucy Liu that couture is not French for “cotton candy wrap”?  (*FINGER ON NOSE*  Not it!)
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The bag must be a vegetarian.
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There’s looking like you just rolled out of bed…

… and then there’s looking like you’re still IN bed* — wrapped in Joan Collins’ sheets.
*Yes, yes, I KNOW the woman just had a baby and looks marvelous for it. But even Helena appears disgruntled by the fit of that dress. That is all.

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