Well, if I were his friend, I would tell him that looks nothing like the girls.
Time for a classic Golden Girls moment:
Sophia: For starters, Jean is a lesbian.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: What’s funny about that?
Sophia: You aren’t surprised?
Blanche: Of course not. I mean I’ve never known any personally, but isn’t Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
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