I can’t even write that without thinking of Ross and Rachel.
Anyway…
As you might imagine, a blogger has to be, well, obsessed with blogging to write every day.  And I have been.  Which is why I’ve only missed two days since I launched my original blog, Holy Candy, almost two years ago.  It’s a strange [...]

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Sorry I’ve been behind on my life-altering gossip updates today, everyone.  I’ve been busy getting ready for tonight’s pre-Daytime Emmy party hosted by SOAPNet, which I’m attending with my BFF, who also happens to be the head writer for General Hospital:  Night Shift.  As some of my readers are aware, I used to write for [...]

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Hear that? That’s the sound of me shamelessly tooting my own horn…
Yup, check it out! The New York Times today discussed my “sardonic” post poking fun at the Menopauseland ad campaign:

I know what you’re thinking: Writing about my site will FINALLY give that little newspaper the credibility it needs. You’re so [...]

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It’s Friday. The news is slow, the sun is shining, and I’m just waiting to get my margarita on — and to (kind of) live blog Rosie on Rachael Ray and Tom on Oprah. In the meantime, I’d like to share a tragic childhood story:
A perm totally ruined my senior year in high school.
I [...]

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E! reports that Hilary Duff has gotten an offer to star in the upcoming Beverly Hills 90210 remake. According to sources, Hilary’s potential character is that of Annie Mills, a Beverly Hills High student who is “into theater acting and yearns to fit in with the alternative crowd.” She also “leans a lot [...]

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I’m leaving for Barcelona in a few minutes; however, I’ll be updating — with sangria in-hand — over the weekend and following week. I’m also returning to commenting on celebrity happenings as I did on Holy Candy, along with wacky news tidbits, pop culture, sex humor, etc.
Hugs, kisses, and many pitchers of sangria,
Candy

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Welcome to the premiere of CandyKirby.com!
No red carpet, free hors d’oeuvres or Nancy O’Dell covering the event, unfortunately, but the site will (hopefully) offer a few laughs — as well as a creative respite for me, as I also write for my celebrity satire blog, Circus Hour (formerly Holy Candy). As deep and provocative as [...]

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Starring Vince Vaughn as the fast-talking funnyman!

Starring Shirley MacLaine as the quirky, no-holds-barred cynic!

Starring Ben Stiller as the fastidious, slightly neurotic nice guy!

Starring Owen Wilson as the boyishly charming rogue!

Starring Jaime Pressly as the trash-talking, cleavage-baring redneck!

Others…? Starring _________ as __________!

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