It’s Friday. The news is slow, the sun is shining, and I’m just waiting to get my margarita on — and to (kind of) live blog Rosie on Rachael Ray and Tom on Oprah. In the meantime, I’d like to share a tragic childhood story:
A perm totally ruined my senior year in high school.
I [...]
E! reports that Hilary Duff has gotten an offer to star in the upcoming Beverly Hills 90210 remake. According to sources, Hilary’s potential character is that of Annie Mills, a Beverly Hills High student who is “into theater acting and yearns to fit in with the alternative crowd.” She also “leans a lot [...]
ContinuedI’m leaving for Barcelona in a few minutes; however, I’ll be updating — with sangria in-hand — over the weekend and following week. I’m also returning to commenting on celebrity happenings as I did on Holy Candy, along with wacky news tidbits, pop culture, sex humor, etc.
Hugs, kisses, and many pitchers of sangria,
Candy
Welcome to the premiere of CandyKirby.com!
No red carpet, free hors d’oeuvres or Nancy O’Dell covering the event, unfortunately, but the site will (hopefully) offer a few laughs — as well as a creative respite for me, as I also write for my celebrity satire blog, Circus Hour (formerly Holy Candy). As deep and provocative as [...]
Starring Vince Vaughn as the fast-talking funnyman!
Starring Shirley MacLaine as the quirky, no-holds-barred cynic!
Starring Ben Stiller as the fastidious, slightly neurotic nice guy!
Starring Owen Wilson as the boyishly charming rogue!
Starring Jaime Pressly as the trash-talking, cleavage-baring redneck!
Others…? Starring _________ as __________!
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"The best humor columnist living in her house!"
--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
--Larry King, CNN
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