Well, if that were true, Donald Trump wouldn’t be on his third marriage.
Continued
Well, that’s certainly a much better return on investment than I’ve been getting with my IRA.
Continued
You KNOW heads are rolling at the Daily Mail for failing to think of that Berry clever headline!
[The Berry Big Bust Story]


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