It has come to my attention, thanks to alert reader Dr. L, that this is a good month for Playboy, the Rabbit, and Diddy & Diddy’s Reflection –
Turns out, May is National Masturbation Month!
Good Vibrations, which even holds a Masturbate-a-Thon, deemed it so in 1995 to raise awareness and emphasize the importance of masturbation.
I am [...]

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No, no, I am not kidding. It is indeed National Dance Like a Chicken Day. And lest you think I’ve been remiss in getting you a present…

You’re welcome. And what did you get ME? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Oh, well… you can make it up to me later with [...]

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Happy Mother’s Day to all you hot mamas out there!
As you put your feet up and grab a glass of much-deserved wine, CandyKirby.com would like to share an exclusive look at heartwarming Mother’s Day cards that celebrities gave to their mothers today:

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Greetings from Amsterdam, everyone!

Instead of “Happy Easter,” be sure to wish friends and family a “Wiggle, Wiggle” this year.

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Greetings from Dublin, everyone! Before I head out to party at the pubs, um… I mean, honor this most holy patron saint of Ireland, I present to you, Celebrities Who Look Like Leprechauns:

Tom Cruise wishes you a Happy St. Patty’s Day!

So does Seth Green…

And… so does this guy.

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Today we celebrate the great Martin Luther King, Jr., who once legendarily declared, “I Have a Dream” and spoke of his desire for a future where people of all races would coexist harmoniously as equals. A future we continue to work toward.
In honor of MLK’s extraordinary legacy, Holy Candy would like to pay tribute [...]

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The real brains behind the Holy Candy operation — Marcy and Matty — and I would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas, belated Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Chrismukkah, Clooneymas, what-have-you!
Hugs, kisses and many bowls of spiked eggnog,
Candy
p.s. — Just between you and me, when I ran after George’s motorcycle to let him know [...]

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Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music [...]

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