Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music [...]
Santa isn’t the only one carrying an oversized sack this Christmas!
Want to wish your not-so-loved ones a very hairy Christmas? Then consider getting them Cisco Adler’s Christmas balls! Surprisingly, the Whitestarr frontman’s low-hanging Xmas balls (the original can be viewed here/NSFW) aren’t selling well — in fact, they’ve already been returned by unhappy [...]
Bemoaning that your mother-in-law got you a weight-loss book for Christmas? Or perhaps got used tennis socks from your grandmother? (Yep, that would be me — no joke.) Well, take heart that your gifts are still better than the items on Gallery of the Absurd’s “Worst Celebrity Endorsed Gift Items of [...]
ContinuedWhat a pleasant surprise — not only have I received a holiday card from the Simpsons, but also the Lohan family! Now that I’ve washed the residual fake tanning solution from my hands, I thought I would share their card and moving message with you as well…
Dearest Family, Friends and Any Media Outlet Willing [...]
ContinuedRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, as I’m sure you know, is a popular Christmas story about a reindeer who is initially rejected for his crazy red nose, but then saves the day when he’s able to lead Santa Claus’ team of reindeer through inclement weather (that I’m sure the weathermen never saw coming). The story [...]
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