May be the end of an American “icon,” but this is one export I’m not particularly sad to see leave. Is there any way Annheuser-Bush can throw scrapple and Dr. Phil into the deal, too?
ContinuedArchive for the ‘I'll Drink to That’ Category
Jul
14
2008
This Bud’s for You, Belgium
Filed Under: Headline of the Day, I'll Drink to That
Jun
12
2008
What a Way to Go
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Wacky News
If the Hello Kitty tombstone is a bit too girly for you, then you may want to consider THIS way to enter the after-life…
Behold the Pabst Blue Ribbon can casket, which 67-year-old Bill Bramanti had custom made for his, um, underground party.
The Chicago man is already getting some use out of it, having thrown a [...]
Jun
11
2008
Got Mother’s Milk?
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Wacky News
These kids do! And likely will till they’re, oh, 30 or so.
Although most women stop breastfeeding their children after six months or so, 45-year-old Stella Onions (yes, Onions — what about it?) has decided to be an overachiever and continue to nurse both of her children, who are three and FIVE years old.
And what [...]
Jun
9
2008
Forced Whopper Feedings Should Be Part of the 12-Step Program
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That
In news that is sure to make Burger King’s publicity department sigh, “Oh, sh*t,” Robert Downey Jr. has publicly thanked the fast food restaurant for helping him kick drugs — with their “disgusting” burgers.
Um, what? Let me explain…
In 2003, the actor — who, as we all know, was battling an addiction to drugs [...]
Jun
5
2008
That Explains It!
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That
What a coincidence, Lily — somebody spiked MY 15 tequila shots and four margaritas on Cinco de Mayo. I mean, really, that’s the only reasonable explanation for why I was so out of it!
[Source; Picture of "Drugged" Lily]
May
15
2008
Well, It’s About Time
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That
Woo-hoo! There are going to be lots o’ parties in my ‘hood of West Hollywood tonight…
The California Supreme Court ruled today that same-sex couples should be permitted to marry, rejecting state marriage laws as discriminatory.
Well, duh.
Of course, the court’s 4-3 ruling is unlikely to end the debate. A group — known in some [...]
May
2
2008
Jesus Sightings Update
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Totally Weird But True
Now: A cider bottle.
See it? No? Have more cider…
Michael Cartwright, who reported this holy sighting, slurred said, “I’m not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we’ll never know.”
Thankfully, CandyKirby.com has a Jesus Cider Bottle translator on-hand, who was able to decipher the life-altering message for us:
“Dude! [...]
May
2
2008
Lindsay Lohan is Not Amused
Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has her leggings in a bunch after the liquor industry ran this full-page ad in USA Today:
The ad attempts to explain that while ignition interlocks are a good idea for someone like LiLo, who has two DUI arrests and downs many “water bottles,” they shouldn’t be forced on drivers who drink responsibly.
However, LiLo’s [...]
