Archive for the ‘I'll Drink to That’ Category


May
15
2008

Well, It’s About Time

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That

Woo-hoo! There are going to be lots o’ parties in my ‘hood of West Hollywood tonight…

The California Supreme Court ruled today that same-sex couples should be permitted to marry, rejecting state marriage laws as discriminatory.
Well, duh.
Of course, the court’s 4-3 ruling is unlikely to end the debate. A group — known in some [...]

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May
2
2008

Jesus Sightings Update

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Wacky News

Now: A cider bottle.

See it? No? Have more cider…
Michael Cartwright, who reported this holy sighting, slurred said, “I’m not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we’ll never know.”
Thankfully, CandyKirby.com has a Jesus Cider Bottle translator on-hand, who was able to decipher the life-altering message for us:
“Dude! [...]

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May
2
2008

Lindsay Lohan is Not Amused

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has her leggings in a bunch after the liquor industry ran this full-page ad in USA Today:

The ad attempts to explain that while ignition interlocks are a good idea for someone like LiLo, who has two DUI arrests and downs many “water bottles,” they shouldn’t be forced on drivers who drink responsibly.
However, LiLo’s [...]

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May
1
2008

Totally Sober: Christina Aguilera

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Totally Sober

Behold a totally sober Christina Aguilera leaving the launch party of new hotspot, Crown Bar, in Hollywood last night. Looks like hubby Jordan Bratman had to help Xtina to the car, because she was having problems standing under the weight of her make-up.

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Apr
26
2008

“Pub Angels” Want to Save You from More Jägermeister Shots

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That, Wacky News

Candy demonstrates the benefits of drinking in moderation
In today’s international alcoholism news — which, shockingly, doesn’t include a single mention of Amy Winehouse — Florence wants to crack down on binge drinking among British and American students by introducing “pub angels” who would discourage drinkers from having one too many.
Note to self: Keep Florence off [...]

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Apr
25
2008

More Brain Candy: TGIF Edition

Filed Under: Daily News Roundup, I'll Drink to That

Kim Kardashian to star in movie. And, no, it’s not Booty Call 2. Or on the Spice Channel. [Gabby Babble]
From TomKat to The Cackling Bowl Cut Chimps. [GOTA]
Amy Winehouse arrested on suspicion of assault. As well as being armed with a dangerous amount of hair. [Celebrity Smack]
Jake Gyllenhaal [...]

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Apr
8
2008

Okay, NOW Al Gore Has My Attention

Filed Under: I'll Drink to That

A reenactment of Candy developing a finely-tuned palate at a young age
File this under: The most alarming news I’ve received since finding out The Shield won’t return until this fall.
Scientists warn that the price of beer is likely to rise in coming decades because climate change will hamper the production of malting barley, a [...]

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