Hey, John Mayer! You just broke up with your girlfriend — in whom are you going to confide?
Why, the paparazzi, of course.
Yes, John chatted with photographers yesterday about his split with Jennifer Aniston, saying:
There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. . . Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think [...]
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I know, I know. I’m thinking the same thing…
Just what ARE those tips to help me look better naked?! Besides turning off the lights, that is.
ContinuedOkay, I know I’m “on hiatus,” but I couldn’t resist posting one more (it’s an illness, I tell you!):
From his performance at London’s Hard Rock, which can’t be all that different from the faces he makes while performing in the… well, you know where I’m going with this.
ContinuedLet’s face it: There’s nothing juicier than a good, old-fashioned catfight. Think Denise and Heather. Krystle Carrington and Alexis Colby. Kelly Ripa and Clay Aiken.
With that being said, no famous catfight has been beaten to death more than Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie’s, so color me pleased to hear that Jen’s [...]
John Mayer flew to Miami to reconnect with poolside canoodling buddy Jennifer Aniston, and to play at the Marley & Me wrap party, where his sensitive frat boy music was surely a hit with Jen’s co-star Owen Wilson…
Apparent temperature in Miami: Twenty below zero.
ContinuedWell, here it is. The requisite photographic evidence:
The official In Touch summary:
Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during [...]
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