I know, I know… I’m thinking the same thing: Thank GOODNESS! Why, just the other day I was lamenting that we don’t have nearly enough celebrity apparel lines. Hooray for Jessica for filling this void!
*AHEM*
So, yes, Jessica — who’s already making money hand over fist with her handbag, shoe, sunglass and [...]
Behold Jessica’s first country single, “Come on Over.” Other songs on the album include:
Teardrops on my Double-Ds
Daughter of a Creepy Preacher Man
Save a Horse, Ride a Dallas Cowboy
Straight-to-DVD Blues
Papa Don’t Preach to All My Boyfriends
The Chicken (of the Sea) Dance
In news that’s probably gotten more coverage than Myanmar this weekend, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot — in a ceremony officiated by the good reverend, Papa Joe — and announced their pregnancy at the Alice in Wonderland-themed reception.
Hmmmm… sounds like Pete’s already been down that hole.
Even bigger news in Tabloid Land: [...]
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The Greatest Love Affair of the Century (right after Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon) — also known as Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo — has died, according to gossipmonger Liz Crokin. While cause of death is unknown, Tony was seen nursing his irreparably broken heart with mini-golf, Grey Goose, shots of tequila, [...]
Wow. If this hard-hitting story had appeared in other publications, here’s what I imagine the headlines would be:
Daily Mail: ASHLEE OR JESSICA: WHO’S BREAST IN SHOW?
Us Weekly: EXCLUSIVE: Papa Joe Confirms Ashlee is Pregnant… With Healthy, Bouncing Boobs!
National Enquirer: JESS JEALOUS OF ASHLEE’S GROWING CLEAVAGE! “I’m supposed to [...]
A blue-faced Jessica Simpson wished boyfriend Tony Romo a happy birthday over the weekend in a manner that would make Papa Joe — and my sister’s bulldog — proud: with lots of sloppy tongue.
Looks like Tony is more skilled at sticking his shot in tonsil hockey than he was at scoring touchdowns against the Giants.
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FLASHBACK ONE MINUTE EARLIER:
Jessica Simpson asks Tony Romo, “Where is this relationship going?”
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In today’s news that makes me happy to be a Packers fan…
Dallas fans are apparently so pissed at Jessica Simpson for “distracting” Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo that she has had to beef up her security, even employing a guard to stay with her in her gated L.A. home when she sleeps at night. “She [...]
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