Wow. If this hard-hitting story had appeared in other publications, here’s what I imagine the headlines would be:
Daily Mail: ASHLEE OR JESSICA: WHO’S BREAST IN SHOW?
Us Weekly: EXCLUSIVE: Papa Joe Confirms Ashlee is Pregnant… With Healthy, Bouncing Boobs!
National Enquirer: JESS JEALOUS OF ASHLEE’S GROWING CLEAVAGE! “I’m supposed to [...]
A blue-faced Jessica Simpson wished boyfriend Tony Romo a happy birthday over the weekend in a manner that would make Papa Joe — and my sister’s bulldog — proud: with lots of sloppy tongue.
Looks like Tony is more skilled at sticking his shot in tonsil hockey than he was at scoring touchdowns against the Giants.
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FLASHBACK ONE MINUTE EARLIER:
Jessica Simpson asks Tony Romo, “Where is this relationship going?”
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In today’s news that makes me happy to be a Packers fan…
Dallas fans are apparently so pissed at Jessica Simpson for “distracting” Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo that she has had to beef up her security, even employing a guard to stay with her in her gated L.A. home when she sleeps at night. “She [...]
From: giovanni poop [mailto:giovannipoop@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:26 PM
To: candy@holycandy.com
Subject: JESSICA SIMPSON COLLABORATION
Jessica was seen on Rodeo Dr. with Anahi member of the latin pop band RBD. The two spent money like crazy and seemed to be the best of friends. they met last week when jessica was in cabo, they both attended a [...]
There is a new Web site called “Ruin Romo” that is, well, devoted to ruining Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. They’re encouraging Panthers (a hockey team, I presume?) fans to download Jessica Simpson’s “demonic visage,” put it on a stick and wave it around in the crowd in Carolina this weekend. And Redskins [...]
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