Archive for the ‘Lordy’ Category


Jul
16
2008

World’s Greatest Dad

Filed Under: Lordy

You just can’t make this stuff up…

Behind on the latest sexual predator fashion trends?  Well, don’t worry.  Alert reader, Vern, is keeping us up-to-date with this latest story, in which 33-year-old (?!) Daniel Allen Everett arrived at a pre-arranged meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl… wearing a t-shirt [...]

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Jul
14
2008

What I Think His Breath — Um, Hold on a Second

Filed Under: Beauty, Lordy

I’ve written before about the beauty of the Wild Google Chase and how you just never know where you may end up — or what you might find — on the Internet.  And, once again, I’ve been “rewarded” with a, um, curious find while googling Tommy Lee images to accompany a “What I Think His [...]

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Jun
23
2008

“The Greatest Song of Spencer Pratt’s Life”

Filed Under: Celebutards, Lordy

Us Magazine has “exclusive” access — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE — to Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion,” which Spencer Pratt calls “the greatest song of [his] life.” And, knowing what a significant thought leader Spencer is, I thought you would want to check it out:

Highlight: Kicking off the song by screaming “HEIDI!”
Lowlight: Singing [...]

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Jun
16
2008

Long-Lost Twins

Filed Under: Lordy, Twins

LEFT:  Chaka Khan performing in Sydney
RIGHT:  An armadillo striking his best glamour pose in Texas

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Jun
13
2008

I Believe I Can Fly…

Filed Under: Lordy

I believe I can lie…
R. Kelly — who apparently has GOOD luck on Friday the 13th — has been cleared of all child porn charges after the jury deliberated for a whopping 24 hours.
All I can say is… *SIGH*
Indicted just over six years ago for videotaping himself having sex with his 13-year-old goddaughter, R. Kelly [...]

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Jun
5
2008

Ode to Natural Beauty

Filed Under: Beauty, Lordy

When I think of natural beauty, I think of the sun’s rays bouncing off a freshly fallen snow. The sight of a stranger helping another stranger. The look on Clooney’s face when he realized I was The One.
And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all…

Maxi Mounds, winner of the Guinness World [...]

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Jun
5
2008

Proof That Life Isn’t Fair

Filed Under: Lordy

According to my calculations, that should buy Candy about 22,500 rolls of paper for her gift wrapping room. Or 1,565 balls for her bowling alley.
Congrats, Candy! I couldn’t be more thrilled for you. Really.

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May
30
2008

Long-Lost Twins

Filed Under: Advertising, Beckhams, Lordy, Twins

LEFT:  Victoria Beckham in the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign
RIGHT:  The Corpse Bride about to dissolve into a mass of butterflies

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