According to my calculations, that should buy Candy about 22,500 rolls of paper for her gift wrapping room. Or 1,565 balls for her bowling alley.
Congrats, Candy! I couldn’t be more thrilled for you. Really.
Archive for the ‘Lordy’ Category
Jun
5
2008
Proof That Life Isn’t Fair
Filed Under: Lordy
May
30
2008
Long-Lost Twins
Filed Under: Advertising, Beckhams, Lordy, Twins
LEFT: Victoria Beckham in the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign
RIGHT: The Corpse Bride about to dissolve into a mass of butterflies
Apr
28
2008
Clay Aiken is the Savior
Filed Under: Clay Aiken, Lordy
Good news, everyone. The second coming of Jesus has arrived!
Just ask the woman who’s seen Clay Aiken in Spamalot more than 40 times and says that “He is the Savior.”
Oh, holy hell.
A source tells Gatecrasher that, “She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people [...]
Apr
24
2008
Pop Quiz: My Little Pony
Filed Under: Lordy, Pop Quizzes
My Little Pony is thinking what as she hangs out with Elisabeth Hasselbeck?
1) I thought this show was called “My Little Pony Live” — “Not My Little PHONY Live”!;
2) Bitch stole my look;
3) Ugh, I KNEW I should’ve taken that Teletubbies gig instead;
4) Tomorrow’s Hot Topic: View co-host trampled by giant pink horse…;
5) None of [...]
