Hey, I had no idea Mariah played for the New York Hoochie Mamas. Go, Hoochies! Brooke Hogan sure is one hell of a shortstop for them, although Shauna Sand really needs to work on her swing.
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Hey, I had no idea Mariah played for the New York Hoochie Mamas. Go, Hoochies! Brooke Hogan sure is one hell of a shortstop for them, although Shauna Sand really needs to work on her swing.
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MARIAH: You see this rock? It means we are in love, darlings - in LOVE!
NICK: Heh, heh. It also means I get a HUGE allowance now!
MARIAH: A head-over-heels, Hello Kitty kind of love…
NICK: The kind of love that buys you Bentleys!
MARIAH: Really, these past few weeks have [...]

Weird, huh? I had no idea Mariah was even KNEW Paris Hilton, let alone well enough to invite the socialite to her private wedding celebration.
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Turns out, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding was NOT a product of Pop Fiction. People has all the details on the SECRET WEDDING:
“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the [...]

I know, I know. I’m thinking the same thing… “Um, what?”
Well, apparently, Mariah, 38, and Wild ‘N Out star Nick Cannon, 27, DO know each other — and well enough to have decided to tie the knot, according to Access Hollywood.
And when you witness their passion…
And the recycled engagement ring, which Nick once gave [...]
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