CNN talking head and suspender aficionado Larry King was officially enshrined by the City of Los Angeles yesterday with a “Larry King Square” at the intersection of Sunset and Cahuenga boulevards.
Clearly touched by the honor, Larry promised to tell all of his friends and viewers to visit the Square — if only he could remember [...]

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It’s fraught with danger:

FUN GAME OF THE DAY: Find a way to work “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town” into conversation!
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Ryan Seacrest, whose schedule isn’t nearly full enough, is reportedly in talks to replace Larry King in 2009.
I know, I know, I’m thinking the same thing…
Larry’s going to be on the air till 2009?!  Oy.
An inside source reveals Ryan is looking to expand his horizons: “He’s so serious about his career, but like anyone, [...]

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Oh, boy. Gayle’s gonna get an earful tonight!
Also honored in Time’s annual list of 100 “most influential global figures” are New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, media owner Rupert Murdoch, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, presidential hopefuls Sens. John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and, um, Mariah Carey.
Somewhere, Spencer is studying the [...]

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If only they’d replaced the Bobbi Kristina story with a tidbit about Tom and Katie’s sex life: “HE MAKES HER CALL HIM ‘SIR XENU’ AND WEAR ALIEN TENTACLES ON HER NIPPLES!” — then I would have framed this cover and hung it on my wall for daily belly-laughs:

Quote of the day: “Even her [...]

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Us Weekly features so many articles about Heidi Montag because:
1) Blonde fame-seekers with fake boobs are such a unique concept in Hollywood;
2) Ken Baker would like to take a ride on those Hills;
3) They needed something to replace their standard “Poor Jen Aniston Cries Over Brad and Angelina!” headlines;
4) “US” actually [...]

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Chelsea Clinton personally campaigned for a critical demographic — The View chatterboxes — after Whoopi, Sherri and Joy expressed their indecision about the presidential election. Not surprisingly, conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who often communicates in high-pitched mermaid squeals, didn’t rate a call and noted her “disappointment” on yesterday’s show.
So what do you know… Elisabeth got [...]

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Blender magazine lives up to its name this month, with a cover for which they apparently threw a bunch of body parts in a blender and created a senseless Britney Spears composite. The ashtray’s a nice touch, but other than that…
As Britney would say, “Huh?”
I’m just happy to know I DON’T have to [...]

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