Blender magazine lives up to its name this month, with a cover for which they apparently threw a bunch of body parts in a blender and created a senseless Britney Spears composite. The ashtray’s a nice touch, but other than that…
As Britney would say, “Huh?”
I’m just happy to know I DON’T have to [...]

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CNN host and dreamy dreamboat for many men and women, Anderson Cooper, put his foot down last night, refusing to cover Heath Ledger’s death until hard facts and/or new, confirmed evidence are uncovered.
“For the last two nights we have reported on actor Heath Ledger. His shocking death is clearly a story a lot of people [...]

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Handsome devil John Gibson, of “The John Gibson Show” on Faux Fox News Radio, has upset people with his callous treatment of Heath Ledger’s death, calling him a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem.”
Playing an audio clip of the now-legendary quote, “I wish I knew how to quit you” from Brokeback Mountain, Gibson quipped, “Well, [...]

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Hope the press gives Michelle and Heath’s family the privacy that they deserve.

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And next week on People.com: Tiffany offers child-rearing tips to the Spears clan!

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The Scientologists ain’t got nothin‘ on Oprah in terms of world domination…

Not content with dominating most every facet of media, Oprah Winfrey is now getting her own darn TV network, too.
Yes, Oprah, who wasn’t happy with her investment in Oxygen because “it didn’t reflect her vision at all,” is forming a 50-50 joint venture with [...]

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My first order of business today is banishing that image of a hairy back from your minds, and replacing it with this sexy Rolling Stone cover featuring the suspiciously hairless Johnny Depp. Because that’s the kind of thoughtful blogger I am.
Shockingly, his interview does not include one mention of how he lost his virginity [...]

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