Which food mascot is most likely to give you nightmares:
1. The Tohato Pepper for spicy Japanese potato crisps
2. The Burger King
3. The Quizno’s Rodent/Hamster/Dancing Hairball Thing
4. Ronald McDonald

Which food mascot is most likely to give you nightmares:
1. The Tohato Pepper for spicy Japanese potato crisps
2. The Burger King
3. The Quizno’s Rodent/Hamster/Dancing Hairball Thing
4. Ronald McDonald


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