I forgot one tiny detail about my hiatus — I also found true love!

I’d like you to meet Robert Martin — or, as I like to call him, “Smilin’ Bobby.”  Sadly, we’ve been forced to spend the day apart because those asinine New Jersey State police arrested him for displaying “pornographic” materials in his car, [...]

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Come on down, Barron Asher of Florida — you’re our Mugshot of the Day!

Based on this lovely photo, for what do you believe Barron was arrested?
1) Holding his hair hostage from the Pantene;
2) Being armed with a dangerously foul stench;
3) Impersonating a Flintstones character;
4) Stealing my heart;
5) None of the above. [...]

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Matthew Gibeault, I’d like you to meet my readers. Readers, I’d like to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Matthew…

Now, Matty and I only just met this morning on Mugshot du Jour, but I’m quite certain it was love at first sight. According to Idaho police reports — otherwise known as A PACK [...]

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