Dear Jennifer,
You seem like a sweet girl. Probably not the kind of girl I could grab martinis with, as I suspect you get the giggles off a mere glass of champagne, but a girl who is genuinely thankful for her success. You also made Beyoncé and her armpits eat a healthy slice [...]
Dear Joan:
I know you’ve been through a lot. Anyone who can survive having her newborn twins stolen at the hospital and being told they had died during childbirth has my utmost respect and sympathy. And while it was actually Val Ewing on Knots Landing who endured that nightmare, I’m sure playing those [...]
CANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!
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