If only they’d replaced the Bobbi Kristina story with a tidbit about Tom and Katie’s sex life: “HE MAKES HER CALL HIM ‘SIR XENU’ AND WEAR ALIEN TENTACLES ON HER NIPPLES!” — then I would have framed this cover and hung it on my wall for daily belly-laughs:

Quote of the day: “Even her [...]

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The Scientologists ain’t got nothin‘ on Oprah in terms of world domination…

Not content with dominating most every facet of media, Oprah Winfrey is now getting her own darn TV network, too.
Yes, Oprah, who wasn’t happy with her investment in Oxygen because “it didn’t reflect her vision at all,” is forming a 50-50 joint venture with [...]

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Julia Roberts showed off a photo of her five-month-old son for the first time on Oprah yesterday, saying that: “There’s been a lot of curiosity but there’s not been a picture of him. I thought I would just show everybody.”
Pretty selfish of you to do that, Julia! You should have sold the picture [...]

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Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica went on Oprah last week to promote her cookbook (*yawn*), Deceptively Delicious — and, surprise, surprise, it became a national best-seller the following week. So when Jerry visited Oprah yesterday to promote Bee Movie (*yawn*… sorry, I must be tired), with Jessica sitting in the front row, Oprah took the [...]

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As if we needed more proof that Britney Spears has lost her mind, Star Magazine claims she has also turned down an invitation to appear on Oprah:
“Oprah called Britney personally,” a Harpo mole revealed. “But despite repeated attempts, Britney never had the courtesy to call her back.”
Wow. To leave Oprah hanging like that…? That [...]

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