If Los Angeles is known for anything, it’s for it’s hard-hitting journalism, as evidenced by our local female anchors who deliver the latest in news, sports and weather wearing halter tops and leather micro-minis. And now the Los Angeles Times continues to raise the bar with an investigative piece getting to the heart of [...]
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Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and [...]
Paris Hilton attended the Los Angeles premiere of her Oscar-worthy movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, last night. No word on when the actual hottie arrived.
Continued50 Cent — or, as lame white folks such as myself call him, Fiddy Cent — made Paris Hilton cry last night, thereby establishing himself as my new hero.
While performing at a pre-Super Bowl party, which Paris was hosting, Fiddy gave a shout-out to Paris, who started singing in the front row (hope guests brought [...]
Jared Leto and Paris Hilton greet each other at Sundance Film Festival
Uh-oh… Didn’t Paris’ doctor tell her that using a douche bag will only spread the crabs?
Harvard University’s comedy magazine, The Harvard Lampoon, is performing the ultimate act of satire: honoring The Hottie and the Nottie “star” Paris Hilton with its “Woman of the Year” award. Paris will accept the award and speak in her fake baby voice to the university’s entire undergraduate student body next month.
Satire or [...]
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