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In case you missed it: Raise a glass to TGIF and Tom Cruise’s humility with Candy in this week’s “Gossip Gospel“! [YouTube]
Early Father’s Day gift alert: Blowjob in a Cup. [POTP]
Jennifer Garner and Violet go house hunting. Sources overheard Violet saying, “Dude, not this one! I need [...]
Mary-Kate Olsen was dating Heath Ledger. Candy remains unconvinced Mary-Kate is of dating age yet. [Celebrity Smack]
Katie Holmes‘ “secret pregnancy… with her ex-boyfriend.” What’s so secret about it? She had Suri a couple years ago! [popbytes]
Reese Witherpoon’s adorable daughter Ava has apparently raided my grandma’s hosiery drawer. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay [...]
Best Buy has a shortage of tact in wake of Heath Ledger’s passing. [BWE]
Dolly Parton is happiest when she’s dressed like a “whore” and other things we have in common. [Ayyyy!]
Star magazine claims Jamie Lynn Spears is giving up her baby. In response, National Enquirer said, “Oh, yeah? Well, we’re reporting [...]
In light of today’s tragic events, it doesn’t seem appropriate to make my usual wisecracks. Don’t worry, the lightheartedness will return shortly — heaven knows we can all use more laughter in our lives — but for now… just the headlines:
Pneumonia may have contributed to Heath Ledger’s death. [TMZ]
More on Amy Winehouse’s crack-smoking [...]
Pictures of Aubrey O’Day in Travis Barker’s Famous Stars and Straps clothing line. Styling inspired by Shauna Sand. [popbytes]
Nicole Kidman pushes and pulls her face into a smile at the Australian Open. [Celebrity Smack]
Buffy the Chafing Slayer: Sarah Michelle Gellar for Vaseline. [POTP]
Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her morgue fashion. [...]
Johnny Depp clearly isn’t familiar with the overused Coco Chanel saying about taking off one accessory. [Celebrity Smack]
In today’s clever tabloid headlines: “Eminem starting to look like an M&M.” Ha! Get it? And in next week’s issue: “Slim Shady Not So Slim!” [POTP]
Pamela Anderson is “no longer [...]
Pamela Anderson to create a lingerie line. Um, I’d prefer that she keep her hands off my private parts, thankyouverymuch. [Celebrity Smack]
Suri Cruise checks out Jerry Seinfeld’s Porsche collection, asks “What is the DEAL with all these cars for one person?!” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Paris Hilton is dressed for the occasion, should an [...]
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