… Drop her pants.
Donatella says:
“Hillary should wear Versace — a dress, not trousers. She doesn’t need to wear trousers to show she’s strong.”
Only CandyKirby.com has a peek at Donatella’s vision for the presidential candidate:
Wow! And even if the new style doesn’t garner enough superdelegates for Hillary, it has inspired Eddie Murphy to offer Hillary a [...]
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If you said when it’s “heading into a recession” or “cutting billions from important education programs,” you are, no offense, an idiot. The correct answer, of course, is when Heidi Montag’s invited to the White House Correspondents dinner — and declines because it wasn’t “A-listy enough.”
God bless America!
Yup, according to Page Six, MSNBC had [...]
In what may very possibly be a Sign of the Apocalypse, the President of the United States appeared on the Howie Mandel-hosted game show “Deal or No Deal” last night. And, hey, why not? It’s not like he has more important responsibilities on his agenda right now.
President Bush pre-recorded a message in support [...]
LEFT: John McCain appearing to battle indigestion while on his national “Hey, remember me?” tour
RIGHT: Maxwell appearing to question the choice of attire his owner has forced him to wear with an “Are you kidding me?” look
However, I still won’t sleep well until I know where Zac Efron stands on free trade and globalization.
[Original story; Senator McCain's response -- yup, for real]
Sure, presidents Reagan and Kennedy were honored with major airports. But only President George W. Bush can claim this unique tribute:
Introducing the George W. Bush Sewage Plant proposed by the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco. In response, President Bush is expected to release a statement that reads: “What a crappy thing [...]
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