Can’t be bothered to teach your toddler how to “cover or hover” in public restrooms? Then you’ll most certainly want to look into “My Pee Pee Bottle™” — a “Simple On-The-Go Potty and Hygiene Aid for Toddlers.”
You can’t make this stuff up, people.  At least it will cut down on one of my [...]

7 Comments   

Bonus feature: Use the Miracle Jesus Spoon™ to stir your water, and it will it turn into wine!

Comments   

MySpace co-founder Tom Anderson, “32,” is one of Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Fun Fearless Males” of 2008 — and he wants to be more than just your “friend,” ladies!
Tom tells the magazine that he’s dated some of the women on his site, noting that:
“It’s very unobtrusive. If they don’t want to write back, they can delete it [...]

Comments   

Political pundit Karl Lagerfeld imparts his wisdom on the primary race:
“My favorite is Ms. Clinton because you have no real idea what she is wearing. She is so clever and so brilliant that you see only her face — but also what she wears is right, you never really look at it because one is [...]

Comments   

If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for that loved one who already eats coal and poops out diamonds, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid has just the thing to add to their repertoire: the Gold Pill. Yup, it’s a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf to [...]

Comments   

In today’s news that makes me feel slightly less guilty about my 22-lb. cat, this adorable eight-month-old baby boy and mini-Michelin Man (I mean that in the sweetest way) in Jilin, Northeast China weighs more than 40 pounds. Although he only weighed about 7 pounds when he was born, his parents tell my favorite [...]

Comments   

What I want to know is: How can I score an invite to a wedding like this?
I always get stuck fake-smiling at the kinds of receptions where the couple decides to use the first dance as an opportunity to show off their freshly-learned, awkwardly choreographed ballroom dance moves, compounded with no-shots-allowed-bars and the local [...]

Comments   

PETA members protested outside the British Embassy in D.C. yesterday — wearing little more than body-painted flags of their respective countries — to express their disapproval of the Queen’s Guards’ bearskin hats.
The Jolly Green Pervert, however, just showed up to check out the chicks’ asses.

Comments