Turns out, Cosmopolitan magazine isn’t the only expert on the all-important matter of how to keep a man satisfied in bed. Luckily for us, Glamour also imparts its wisdom in the July issue’s list of “4 Crazy Sex Things Other Women Do.”
Here’s what those crazy ladies — and I — had to say:
AMY (33): [...]
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You already know what’s coming. (See above headline.) You don’t want to see it. And yet you’ll watch anyway… and pause.
What is WRONG with us?!
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There are a number of things people often aspire to do before they die. Run a marathon, for example. Or make love on a train. Or learn how to live on a diet of only chocolate and crispy chicken sandwiches without gaining a pound. (I’m still working on it, people.)
And, of course…
EVERYONE wants to watch [...]
ContinuedWelcome to the fifth edition of “Sex with Cosmopolitan and Candy,” in which I respond to that especially horny member of the family of women’s magazines, as they invite sex-challenged women to “Ask Him Anything.”
That’s right: ANYTHING
Here’s what Cosmo’s male sex guru — and I — had to say:
How do I address his BO problem [...]
Brooke Hogan, 20, who recently sold out her family to the tabloids in the usual classy Hogan-style, tells Us Weekly that she sees nothing wrong with those photos showing her dad applying lotion to her butt and inner thighs.
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” Brooke says, adding [...]
Welcome to the fourth edition of “Men’s All-Time Favorite Mattress Moves,” in which I respond to that especially horny member of the family of women’s magazines, Cosmopolitan, as select men reveal the long-held secrets to feisty foreplay.
That’s right: FEISTY!
Here’s what they — and I — had to say:
FRANK: “After an hour of working me up [...]
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