Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who last made an appearance on this site because of his “inadvertent” rendez-vous with some lovely tranny hookers, is redeeming himself after turning down Paris Hilton’s advances last night.
He probably looked at her feet and thought “Oh, this one’s DEFINITELY a man.”
The Daily Mail claims the Manchester United striker, who just [...]
Perhaps the Lakers would’ve had better luck playing with those inflated balls. Or running backwards with their eyes closed and legs tied together.
Not that I’m bitter. Nope. Not me. Not bitter. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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