“I’m bringing Laura Ashley back, bitch!”
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… for a hooker with too much money on her hands.
Yes, Lindsay’s line of leggings have FINALLY debuted at Intuition and, really, the only problem is figuring how how MANY to buy! I mean, who couldn’t use a few pairs of the flattering metallic variety (only $99!) for the Labor Day family barbecue at Uncle [...]

“I wonder if I should’ve added a sparkly belt? [*CONTENTED SIGH*] …It’s good to be 11.”
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Have you ever gone on a wild Google chase? You know, like you start by Googling “Pfizer stock price” and end up clicking on a link for Viagra instead, and then an ad on that site somehow lands you on a discount travel site, which naturally leads you to naked pictures of Javier Bardem?
If not, [...]

Because lord knows HE certainly can’t these days.
Behold the new “Hugh” footwear line — which kind of remind me of quilted Vans — described as “floppy sex-icon-inspired flats fit to stroll the grounds of the Playboy manse.”
GUARANTEED TO SCORE YOU A BEVY OF BUXOM BLONDES* OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
*If accompanied by a bank account of [...]

Sorry. I’m suddenly getting sleepy…
Soooo… verrrrry…. sleeeeepy… Musssssst…. buy… Rihaaaannaaaa’s… CD….
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Stay tuned for next week, when Life & Style drills McCain about the question weighing on the minds of ALL Americans:
What’s his real stance on “sweater vests?”


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