Mario Lopez and the Hooters waitress with whom he cheated on Karina Smirnoff “playfully” posed with some homeless people in LA last month:

Okay, NOW I understand why People thinks Mario’s the biggest catch.
The only kind of foreplay that’s hotter than homeless people fun-making, is wheelchair tipping.  Sex-ay!
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Best of all, she’s clutching a Glamour award.

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Help! The wall is about to topple over…!

Phew!  Luckily, Kelly Osbourne was there to save it.
[Via -- of course -- the Daily Mail]

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Behold a totally sober Christina Aguilera leaving the launch party of new hotspot, Crown Bar, in Hollywood last night. Looks like hubby Jordan Bratman had to help Xtina to the car, because she was having problems standing under the weight of her make-up.

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While Eva Mendes leaves Cirque Lodge, where she was being treated for cocaine use and “self-esteem issues,” Kirsten Dunst has checked into the same rehab facility. This comes on the heels of a report that Kiki was acting “erratically” at Sundance.
Kirsten’s rep has not yet returned any calls. So in the meantime, Kirsten [...]

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Hermione may be the Queen of Spells, but might I suggest a charm called Antiliquoris (Hangover-Banishing Spell)? Just combine aspirin, V8, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken — and POOF! Counters the effects of excessive peach schnapps that afflicts many teens.
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CUT TO: Three minutes later. Ashlee grabs Pete’s cap and hurls in it.

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A TOTALLY sober… ummm… James… uhhh… Franco… *GIGGLE*… recently talked/grunted to MTV about his upcoming projects in an interview that ended with James finally asking, “Can we cut? This is getting stupid,” and walking off.
I LOVE that. I’m going to start employing that subtle tactic when I get stuck with the most obnoxious [...]

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