Hermione may be the Queen of Spells, but might I suggest a charm called Antiliquoris (Hangover-Banishing Spell)? Just combine aspirin, V8, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken — and POOF! Counters the effects of excessive peach schnapps that afflicts many teens.
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A TOTALLY sober… ummm… James… uhhh… Franco… *GIGGLE*… recently talked/grunted to MTV about his upcoming projects in an interview that ended with James finally asking, “Can we cut? This is getting stupid,” and walking off.
I LOVE that. I’m going to start employing that subtle tactic when I get stuck with the most obnoxious [...]
You know those songs you love to sing along to, but you only know every tenth word and incoherently grunt the rest of it? Well, that’s the approach Amy Winehouse took at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night — only she didn’t know every tenth word.
“They tried to make me use a consonant, [...]
Awwww. It’s nice to see Kate Moss cleaning up her act now that she’s kicked that bad influence, Pete Doherty, out of her life. That’s right, keep your head up, Kate! Um, Kate…? Hello…? Yeah, okay, just keep it down then. Whichever you prefer.
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Sugar Tit connoisseur and Alcoholics Anonymous member Mel Gibson was spotted looking totally sober at The Living Room bar in Bali.
Oh, dear. This cannot bode well for U.S.-Indonesian relations. CUT TO: Six glasses of Bali Punch later. Mel is yammering about how Indonesians are responsible for all the terrorist acts in [...]
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