LEFT:  Paris Hilton after getting an oh-so-natural-looking spray tan
RIGHT:  Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo starring in the South Park Christmas pageant

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LEFT:  Chaka Khan performing in Sydney
RIGHT:  An armadillo striking his best glamour pose in Texas

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Thanks to alert reader, Miss Mezza, for helping me reunite these long-lost twins:

LEFT: Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man
RIGHT: Clay Aiken as Baby Batter Donor in real life

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LEFT:  Victoria Beckham in the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign
RIGHT:  The Corpse Bride about to dissolve into a mass of butterflies

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LEFT: Denise Richards pimping her reality show on the CW11 Morning Show in New York City
RIGHT: Miss Piggy helping Gonzo realize Earth is his true home with her trademark sensitivity in Muppets from Space

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LEFT: Nikki Cox of Las Vegas and Nikki fame

RIGHT: My niece Rylie’s rubber duck

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LEFT: Beavis of “Beavis & Butt-Head” fame
RIGHT: Spencer Pratt of “Butt-Head & Butt-Head” fame

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LEFT: Paris Hilton at the launch of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC
RIGHT: A light bulb that hasn’t been screwed nearly as many times as its twin

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