LEFT: Paris Hilton after getting an oh-so-natural-looking spray tan
RIGHT: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo starring in the South Park Christmas pageant

LEFT: Paris Hilton after getting an oh-so-natural-looking spray tan
RIGHT: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo starring in the South Park Christmas pageant

LEFT: Chaka Khan performing in Sydney
RIGHT: An armadillo striking his best glamour pose in Texas

Thanks to alert reader, Miss Mezza, for helping me reunite these long-lost twins:
LEFT: Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man
RIGHT: Clay Aiken as Baby Batter Donor in real life

LEFT: Victoria Beckham in the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign
RIGHT: The Corpse Bride about to dissolve into a mass of butterflies

LEFT: Denise Richards pimping her reality show on the CW11 Morning Show in New York City
RIGHT: Miss Piggy helping Gonzo realize Earth is his true home with her trademark sensitivity in Muppets from Space

LEFT: Beavis of “Beavis & Butt-Head” fame
RIGHT: Spencer Pratt of “Butt-Head & Butt-Head” fame

LEFT: Paris Hilton at the launch of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC
RIGHT: A light bulb that hasn’t been screwed nearly as many times as its twin


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