LEFT: Denise Richards pimping her reality show on the CW11 Morning Show in New York City
RIGHT: Miss Piggy helping Gonzo realize Earth is his true home with her trademark sensitivity in Muppets from Space

LEFT: Denise Richards pimping her reality show on the CW11 Morning Show in New York City
RIGHT: Miss Piggy helping Gonzo realize Earth is his true home with her trademark sensitivity in Muppets from Space

LEFT: Beavis of “Beavis & Butt-Head” fame
RIGHT: Spencer Pratt of “Butt-Head & Butt-Head” fame

LEFT: Paris Hilton at the launch of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC
RIGHT: A light bulb that hasn’t been screwed nearly as many times as its twin

LEFT: “Firecrotch” trailblazer Brandon Davis bringing sexy back in Hawaii
RIGHT: A Japanese monkey thinking, “Maybe I should look into that South Beach Diet”

LEFT: Christina Ricci hitting the town in London
RIGHT: The slender loris hanging out in the Sri Lankan rainforest


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