… As you may have guessed from my ONE post today.  Hope to be back soon!

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My god, where did she lose it? Under the sofa cushions? In the back of her closet? Under her usual 10 lbs. of make-up…?

Well, now that she’s no longer body-less (phew!), Xtina tells Us Magazine of her frequently-on-display cleavage:
It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look [...]

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Torn between two lovers… feelin’ like a fool…
Oh, great. Now I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head.

Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new film, Two Lovers, in which co-star Joaquin Phoenix plays “a bachelor torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and [...]

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It’s that time of year again. No, I’m not talking about National Dance Like a Chicken Day — I mean the upfronts, where television network executives announce their fall lineups and agents do their daily lip exercises in preparation for the obligatory TV executive ass-kissing.
In honor of this, I thought it would be fun [...]

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Just add crusty airplane pasta sauce to her jeans and some luggage under the eyes, and she might look as lovely as I do while traveling!

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This explains why my dad (a.k.a. “Seagull Birdseye”)’s skin is so silky smooth…

The latest facial to hit New York is a mask made with — you guessed it — bird excrement.
So scrape the crap from your windshield and wipe it on your face for a rosy glow!
Shizuka New York Spa’s Geisha Facial, which sounds like [...]

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Remember those childhood days of buying Chips Ahoy baking fresh cookies for the school fundraiser so you could go on a field trip to the Museum of Medieval Torture Instruments or some other child-friendly place?
Well, be thankful that you were only forced to peddle baked goods, rather than your mom’s goodies:

These Spanish women did what [...]

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Gee, I thought the publicity surrounding the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy “mystery” was confusing, but THIS publicity tug-o-war takes the cake:

Yale University student Aliza Shvarts’s abortion art project – for which she claims she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” and then induced miscarriages with abortion drugs over a 9-month period — sparked waves [...]

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