Crest Whitening Strips; Richie’s Samborballs; the knife she twisted in Heather’s back; oatmeal with berries; pig excrement

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Well, if I were his friend, I would tell him that looks nothing like the girls.
Time for a classic Golden Girls moment:

Sophia: For starters, Jean is a lesbian.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: What’s funny about that?
Sophia: You aren’t surprised?
Blanche: Of course not. I mean I’ve never known any personally, but isn’t Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.

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Red Bull, Double Stuff Oreos, Reggie’s Bush, Her Own Ass

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A $300 bottle of Cristal, corn on the cob, and the mirror from constantly smooching with it

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Chicken of the Sea, White Zinfandel, the peppermint breath spray that Al left behind and Barbara Walters’ jugular

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This explains why my dad (a.k.a. “Seagull Birdseye”)’s skin is so silky smooth…

The latest facial to hit New York is a mask made with — you guessed it — bird excrement.
So scrape the crap from your windshield and wipe it on your face for a rosy glow!
Shizuka New York Spa’s Geisha Facial, which sounds like [...]

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Celery sticks; Diet Coke; filet de police sautéed in assistant’s blood;
Hansel and Gretel

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