LEFT: Donald Trump at the Isle of Lewis in Scotland
RIGHT: Larry King at “Football Night in America”

LEFT: Donald Trump at the Isle of Lewis in Scotland
RIGHT: Larry King at “Football Night in America”

Speaking of hair…
LEFT: Heidi Montag extending her fifteen minutes on Letterman
RIGHT: Cash wondering why the hell HE doesn’t have his own reality show
(See also: Long-lost twins)

LEFT: John Travolta on the set of The Taking of Pelham 123
RIGHT: Keith J. Haubrich, winner of the 2007 World Beard and Mustache Championship’s “Freestyle” category

LEFT: Keira Knightley on the cover of the upcoming W magazine
RIGHT: The model in a French advertisement about constipation and smoking

Who did it better: DUI Mugshot
While Paris Hilton gets points for preparation, Nick Nolte wisely recognized that the mugshot is an opportunity to let the cameras capture your natural beauty.
Who Did It Better: Unwanted Baby Announcement
Paris Hilton did a half-decent job of exploiting Christina Aguilera’s unconfirmed pregnancy for her own publicity purposes [...]
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