It’s a porn ’stache-off!

LEFT:  Robert Downey, Jr. at the premiere of Tropic Thunder
RIGHT:  Ron Jeremy at the premiere of Frankenpenis

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LEFT:  Solange Knowles keeping her, um, hair off her face in London
RIGHT:  A gift basket that’s yelling, “Candy!  We have wiiii-iiiine for you!”

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LEFT:  Kim Kardashian at a swimsuit fashion show in Santa Monica
RIGHT: Christina D’more at the “Dream Girls” drag queen competition in Auckland, NZ

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LEFT:  Taryn Manning shooting her music video (??) in Huntington Park
RIGHT:  Pierre showing off his modeling chops at NY Pet Fashion Week

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LEFT:  Miley Cyrus making an appearance on MTV’s TRL
RIGHT:  Strawberry Shortcake making a re-appearance on the scene as a thinner, sluttier version of her former ’80s self

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LEFT:  Janice Dickinson at the Outfest Film Festival in Hollywood
RIGHT: Drag queen performer Tracy Trash at the “world famous” Cabaret Mado in Montreal

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LEFT:  British “glamour model” Jodie Marsh leaving a Big Brother party
RIGHT:  American Gladiator, Phoenix, getting prepared to “shred competitors into submission”

Click below for more of the elegant Jodie Marsh, thanks to alert reader It’s British Bitch:

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