Huh.  Brooke Hogan cleans up well!
For more titillating pictures from the ESPY Awards, check out the gallery.

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Jack Wagner’s Hair, which once rivaled the enviable locks of John Stamos and Patrick Dempsey, has passed away in the hands of excessive bleach and the Los Angeles heat wave.  It was 49 years old.
Jack Wagner’s Hair is survived by a body that gets to sleep with Heather Locklear and classic Melrose Place lines such [...]

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People magazine, which I once believed was one of the more credible celebrity rags, has clearly succumbed to the crack pipe, naming Mario Lopez the “Hottest Bachelor”:

More like “Most Likely to Pad His Calvin Kleins.”
“The A Chorus Line star reveals what he’s looking for in a girlfriend,” teases People’s site.  However, CandyKirby.com knows his top [...]

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I can’t put my finger on it…

New shoes, perhaps?

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I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about the way these young ladies look that gives me a serious hankering for a lollipop…

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Seven months pregnant? Wow. By the looks of things, that baby won’t be much bigger than an avocado. Or even Tom Cruise.

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Why, just the other day as I was trimming my split ends, I thought to myself: “Gosh, I really wish I knew who Maxim thinks are the sexiest women in the WORLD.” And then I thought, “DAMN, girl, you really need to use a deep treatment hair mask or something.”
Well, now I no [...]

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