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	<title>Comments for Candy Kirby</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 03:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Brain Candy:  TGIF Edition by jewed</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/brain-candy-tgif-edition-3/#comment-11227</link>
		<dc:creator>jewed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best thing is,that is Lily Allen's dad in the photo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best thing is,that is Lily Allen&#8217;s dad in the photo.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Angelina Jolie&#8217;s Kids Are My Kind of People by Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/angelina-jolies-kids-are-my-kind-of-people/#comment-11221</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J thinks Brad is dumb as a rock and an overrated actor.  Angelina is the only thing that makes him interesting, in Aunt J's humble opinion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J thinks Brad is dumb as a rock and an overrated actor.  Angelina is the only thing that makes him interesting, in Aunt J&#8217;s humble opinion.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Angelina Jolie&#8217;s Kids Are My Kind of People by librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/angelina-jolies-kids-are-my-kind-of-people/#comment-11220</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn.  What can one say?

I like Brad &#38; Angelina.  As a subject of gossip, their life is rich with possibilities.

And, they are both gorgeous eye candy.

And, they do, truly, contribute time and money to legitimate charity causes.

And, I like a bunch of their movies(but selectively, of course).

So, damn me.  I like them.

Hell, I always find it difficult to make fun of them the way I think I should.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn.  What can one say?</p>
<p>I like Brad &amp; Angelina.  As a subject of gossip, their life is rich with possibilities.</p>
<p>And, they are both gorgeous eye candy.</p>
<p>And, they do, truly, contribute time and money to legitimate charity causes.</p>
<p>And, I like a bunch of their movies(but selectively, of course).</p>
<p>So, damn me.  I like them.</p>
<p>Hell, I always find it difficult to make fun of them the way I think I should.</p>
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		<title>Comment on What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Kanye West by aine</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/what-i-think-his-breath-smells-like-kanye-west/#comment-11219</link>
		<dc:creator>aine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i was gonna guess his own ass too, he likes to kiss it so much</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i was gonna guess his own ass too, he likes to kiss it so much</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man boobs &#8216;are not sexual&#8217;, says judge by Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/man-boobs-are-not-sexual-says-judge/#comment-11218</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He's actually on some dude named Steve's boat cruising the Mississippi River on a mission to find "sexy" chicks flaunting their naughty bits in Budweiser one piece bathing suits.  True story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s actually on some dude named Steve&#8217;s boat cruising the Mississippi River on a mission to find &#8220;sexy&#8221; chicks flaunting their naughty bits in Budweiser one piece bathing suits.  True story.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Who Wore It Best? by Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/who-wore-it-best-7/#comment-11217</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's disgusting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s disgusting.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Brain Candy:  TGIF Edition by Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/brain-candy-tgif-edition-3/#comment-11216</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In that picture, Ellen looks like they just announced Portia's pregnant.  Given Ellen's track record with women, all I can say is, better get a prenup, Portia.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In that picture, Ellen looks like they just announced Portia&#8217;s pregnant.  Given Ellen&#8217;s track record with women, all I can say is, better get a prenup, Portia.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man boobs &#8216;are not sexual&#8217;, says judge by Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/man-boobs-are-not-sexual-says-judge/#comment-11215</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy moobies, Batman! [Ka-Pow!]</description>
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		<title>Comment on What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Kanye West by Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/what-i-think-his-breath-smells-like-kanye-west/#comment-11214</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Curry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Curry.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Long-Lost Twins by Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11213</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Indian, Please! would not even do her now...</description>
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