Brad Pitt's New Tattoo*
*Tattooed lines indicate where, exactly, he has been pussy-whipped.
*Tattooed lines indicate where, exactly, he has been pussy-whipped.
CANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!

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LOL sooooooo hard...but he likes it!