In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal immigrants argues that anyone who can’t master English doesn’t deserve to live in America:
*AHEM*
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It’s offical. I’m speechless!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:27 amYou know, it’s funny and sad at the same time. C’mon people, snap out of it!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:36 ami r stoopid.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:06 amOh boy.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:09 amIt’s OFFAL! I can’t determine if this protester is male or female!
May 5th, 2008 at 11:39 amHA! That’s hilarious! What a tard.
It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is singing, “I am so smart… S - M - R - T… I am so smart… S - M - R - T…”
May 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pmDear Dubya,
Please cut war funding and increase education funding.
Concerned,
Resident Alien
May 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pmLet the deportation begin with folks who hold signs with misspelled English and get photographed with their big ugly pieholes wide open.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:46 pmAnd I wondered why the US wanted teachers from OTHER COUNTRIES.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pmWhat a MORAN.
But seriously, this is the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen people fight for. I get picking your battles, but really? REALLY?
May 5th, 2008 at 10:51 pmI’m serious-is that Phil Spector trying to divert attention from his retrial?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:52 amAnd to top it off, s/he underlined it. Good grief.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:11 pmI’m sure this idiot could be convicted of flag desecration. That blouse is an atrocity.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:56 pmVern: Yep, that looks like Phil Spector
Librarian Kathleen: Right on!