Speaking of humping… Cameron Diaz has been doing so with Paul Sculfor for quite a while now; Cam’s vagina reportedly confused by the consistency. [Lainey]
Breaking: Jason Priestly turning into the Wolf Man! [Seriously? OMG!]
Daniel Radcliffe talks about losing his virginity. Wonder if he’s looked for it in the Lost and Found? At the very least, he’ll probably snag a nice glove. [Ayyyy!]
Jamie Lynn Spears battles for custody! And for headlines, now that Bristol Palin has stolen her thunder. [popbytes]
Miley Cyrus buys herself a $75,000 birthday gift. Which leaves her with only, oh, a billion dollars remaining in her bank account. [POTP]
Helen Mirren keeps talking about date rape, we keep feeling uncomfortable. [Cele|bitchy]
When the prison stork visits a jailbird: Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester born in jail. [Fatback]
90210 is CW’s highest-rated scripted series premiere to date. Which goes to show just how bad the rest of the network’s shows are. [Dlisted]
Elton John puts a drunk Lily Allen in her place. And, no, I’m not talking about her usual place of the bathroom floor. [Celebrity Smack]
Only one of these tabloids is not set to hit newsstands this week. Can you guess which one?
[Real Covers via Cover Awards]
In a rare media interview, David Letterman tells Rolling Stone magazine that he — like so many other people — is confused by NBC’s plan to remove Jay Leno, who consistently tops the late-night ratings. Conan O’Brien reportedly will take over “Tonight” in June 2009, with Jimmy Fallon moving into Conan’s “Late Night” spot.
Talk about musical chairs. (Ugh. I never did like that game — some overzealous punk always knocked my ass off the chair! Which must be what Leno’s grumbling about Conan right now.)
“Unless I’m misunderstanding something, I don’t know why, after the job Jay has done for them, why they would relinquish that,” Letterman said, adding, “I have to believe he was not happy about it.”
Letterman speculated whether “that’s actually what’s going to happen,” while acknowledging NBC might be too far down the road to retreat.
On the bright side: Once Jay is a free agent, Letterman can test his head to see “Will it float?“
“Did I graze on the ‘funny grass’ again, or did I just land in cotton candy-colored hell?”
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“HEY 6Y. CANT CYBERFUCK NOW CUZ CONSTANTINE MAROULIS IS ALL UP IN MY SHIZ, IYKWIM. ILU BABE BUT ILM MORE. HAHA. THE PIVS.”
Respected actor and titty advocate Samuel L. Jackson proves he’s willing to go to any lengths to ensure realism in his films, bravely fighting for more naked “titties” in his upcoming film, Lakeview Terrace.
The ardent supporter of a woman’s right to be topless tells ShowbizSpy:
“There is a big scene in this movie that is really great. It is a bachelor party, and we have three strippers at the party. But it is a PG movie, so there aren’t any titties. We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off. How does that work? I’m like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can’t just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don’t f***ing think so!”
This is not the first time Samuel “Loves Titties” Jackson has stood up for his beliefs, having originally suggested “Titties on a Plane,” in which his character takes on a plane full of Double-Ds on the loose, as well as the retitled drama, “Black Snake Melons.“
LEFT: Jared Leto walking his dog in Los Angeles
RIGHT: Grandma Kirby pruning her rose bushes in Camp Hill, PA
Speaking of humping… Cameron Diaz has been doing so with Paul Sculfor for quite a while now; Cam’s vagina reportedly confused by the consistency. [Lainey]
